its so smooth and and rich and at the right temperature you might not even feel it go down...
I mean it is my husbands favorite drink! ( well it used to be, but now a days we really don't drink much at all) but when we first met it definitely was...
I remember when he would take shot after shot like a champ and you wouldn't even know he was wasted until he would
A: Start talking with an accent ( those of you who know him know exactly what I'm talking about) or
B: Sneak away and fall into a drunk'n Jager slumber!
he really is such a sneaky drunkard... i love it when he tries to pretend like he isn't drunk or hasn't been drinking... especially if it is over the phone! then he has his "I'm trying not to sound like I'm drunk voice" and he thinks he is doing so well but.... No! I know!!! I can see it from a mile away! Even if i haven't talked to him i know whether or not he is going to be wasted or sober!
Is that what happens when you get married??? haha
So... I don't know how that turned into a little bash on my hunny but when i wrote my title i was really talking about another Jager... The little 10 pound lover of my life!!!
Seriously... Could he be any cuter??? I really don't think so!!!
not that i don't love my other dogs just as much (i will go off on them another day)
but i just cant get enough of him...
Everyone loves him so much. i have friends, family and even clients that would take him in a heartbeat! which i will get into in a second, cause thats a funny story too!
But the one question i get asked by everyone is...
How is he so well trained?
So... it all started when he was about 1 year old and we were up at Ryans parents house in farmington and Roadie a 75 lbs Lab and Jager were playing fetch down a long narrow hallway ( which in case you were wondering is not a good idea!!!)
and you can probably predict what happens next... Yes! Jager broke his leg!
I know! Saddest thing ever but... Thats my answer...
BREAK YOUR DOGS LEG/LEGS IF YOU WANT THEM TO BEHAVE!!!
haha. im kinding! but not really!
So about friends, family and clients wanting my dog.... most of the time its women!!! thats probably because women love dogs and jager is a huge FLIRT! I'm not kinding
He touches girls boobs with his paws, he rubs up on girls boobs with his head(which most men can't do), he winks at you(true), he loves to get touched/ rubbed by your feet ( which most men won't touch), he will run up to anyone and lie on his back and get a belly rub!!!
Now this all my be coincidental but, I'm thinking Not!
Pretty much he's a Ladies Man!
Just the other day Whitney's ( at my salon) client Sonja (cutest ever) was sitting in her chair getting her hair done and she reaches over and yells "Robyn, can i babysit your dog" and i was like "sure" totally thinking she's NOT serious. And she was so excited and said "Okay! When?" Dead serious!
So I asked her "Well which one?" and she said "Well im trying to talk my husband into getting a dog so whichever one you think"
Immediately we all say "Jager"!
So she said "K ill come pick him up tomorrow" and still at this point I'm still not sure if she serious, because that just doesn't happen! Does It?
She's so freakin cute... here are her text she sent me throughout the day..
( shes in green on the left & im on the right)
what she doesn't know... is what happens when dogs eat cat food!!! Pretty much he had a fancy feast coming out of his ass for 2 freakin days!!! it looked exactly like it did going in as it did coming out... ha ha. sorry for the graphic info but your not the one who had to clean it . now do you want him???
She totally deserves a dog.... But not Jager he's Not for sale!!!
He's Priceless!!!
Zoey on the other hand.... I'm taking offers! HAHA... JK
